Now we got it all planned
Gonna make it as a band
Got a mate who knows a man
Who can give us a helping hand
- With his punk machine
He said if you wanna make it
You better learn to fake it
How far can you take it
Before they start to notice?
-It's a punk machine
CH: it doesnt work like we were told
It doesnt work its just control
It doesnt work cos its got no soul
It doesn't work - at all
Money talks if people scream
Entertainment fuels the dream
Heres a cheque for more icecream
Leave all the paperwork to me
-It's a punk machine
We'll set the trend
Get a load of brand new friends
Fame and fortune round the bend
Or a debt that never ends
- It's a punk machine