I caught you on the offensive But you've levelled my defences Blood on my face or is it lipstick? Twin projectiles, were they ballistic? I tried a little gentle persuasion But you insisted on an invasion I was getting my senses back You launched a full frontal attack Call the hostilities to a halt I can't cope with this brutal assault I've tried it all from money to charm I may as well unilateral disarm You foiled my plants with a mind detector I'm a conscientious objector The war you started was all out I didn't mean for us to fall out You laid waste to my apartment With a saturation bombardment Your mental state was on activate It was ready and set to detonate Somewhere I think that we got it wrong I found myself sitting on a time bomb The looks you're giving me are pure corrosive I'd better watch out 'cos you're highly explosive I'm beaten, I'm bloody, I'm aching, I'm sore I can't take anymore of this civil war I'm gonna surrender 'cos I've had enough If this is your idea of playing it rough When all this is over I'll get the blame For allowing escalation of your war games I once was your ally, I once was your friend But now it seems it's over and it looks like the end