Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time I don't have to leave this room Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time Have a smoke and watch cartoons Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time I've got no place to be Every day's Saturday when you're doin' time Except the penitentiary I'm stuck behind these bars for 25 to life For robbing a liquor store and Bumpin' off my wife You don't have to feel sorry for me That would never do Sittin' around here is never lonely 'Cause all my friends are in here too And we're saving a spot for you Wednesday's visitation day But you're never here Don't wanna see me? That's O.K. I don't miss you like the beer