Drinkin' again, I'm not thinkin' ahead I got that shrinking feeling That only grows larger, day by day Loggers buy lager And I'm still sitting here Writing my will with a Cockatoo Quill The one thing I own One thing that's not on loan One thing I haven't sold, yet It's so easy just to fuck it all And go for the mersyndol Or something stronger to get me back on the wagon I just fell off of Another swig, one last gulp One more tablet to pop Anything to get me to start Working on what I've been putting off And I'm still sitting here Writing my will with a Cockatoo Quill The one thing I own One thing that's not on loan One thing I haven't sold, yet ♪ And I'm still sitting here Writing my will with a Cockatoo Quill The one thing I own One thing that's not on loan One thing I haven't sold, yet I'm out for smoke, end up in float And I can't swim That's the predicament that I'm currently wrestling with And I'm gonna win And I'm gonna win And I'm gonna win And I won't be pinned