Hey, I'd like you to meet my mom
There's no sense in introducing yourself
She'll only forget who you are
Two or three minutes from now
You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease
Eating away those memories
Too bad 'cause that's all she's got
Yes, but not for long
♪
What was that you said?
Who did you say you were?
Where did you say we are?
How did we get here, how?
♪
She walks around in a daze
This disease has deadened her brain
It'll soon deaden the rest of her
In a way she'll kind of die twice
I know this may sound selfish of me
I'd like to put her out of her misery
Sometimes I wish I had this disease
So I too could forget her grief
♪
What was that you said?
And who did you say you were?
Where did you say we are?
How did we get here, how?
♪
So, now you've met my mom
And I hope you enjoyed yourself
She's already forgotten who you are
And she asks the same questions again
You see, she's got Alzheimer's disease
It's eating away those memories
Her friends say she looks her best
Now she even forgets to forget
I forget, I forget
Now she even forgets to forget
I forget, I forget
Now she even forgets to forget
♪
Now we have a couple left for ya
No worry, don't run away
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(Chinn!) Yes, I can hear you
♪
(Wild world)
A large man in a leopard skin bikini
You know how, you know how
(Fuck you!) Yes!
My throat's a bit gravelly
I've heard Jim Beam is really good for the throat
Maybe a Jim Beam and a cigarette would help me (yeah, that's good)
♪
We are doing (electric chair)