Saint Nick knee jerked hot coals and kept his money Plan B fell through and I stonewalled the warning Prospects got scarce I was crossing my fingers Raffle ticket junkies and gamblers It's a dark cloud Full of cop cars Raining stun guns And king cobras It's a nightmare Full of search lights Black eyes And one sided fights Dirty laundry panic button yes I through a hissy fit Boomeranged I hit the breaks patched it up and cooled my jets Stale mate in the basement sour monkey and his bones Suspicions in the oven but they hijacked the stove It's a dark cloud Full of cop cars Raining stun guns And king cobras It's a nightmare Full of search lights Black eyes And one sided fights Moonlight vulture's two week notice and I'm scared to dip my toes There's piranhas in the water creeping up the flag pole Reindeer had a pow wow and I've been feeling small But I ain't no second fiddle to that ego wrecking ball It's a dark cloud Full of cop cars Raining stun guns And king cobras It's a nightmare Full of search lights Black eyes And one sided fights