Woohoo-hoo Woohoo-hoo Debbie just hit the wall She never had it all One Prozac a day Husband's a CPA Her dreams went out the door When she turned twenty-four Only been with one man What happened to her plan? She was gonna be an actress She was gonna be a star She was gonna shake her ass On the hood of 's car Her yellow SUV is now the enemy Looks at her average life And nothing has been alright Since, Way before There was and And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she still preoccupied With 19- 19- 1985 Woohoo-hoo (1985) Woohoo-hoo She's seen all the classics She knows every line Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink Even Saint Elmo's Fire She rocked out to Not a big fan Thought she'd get a hand On a member of Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin? And who's the other guy that's singing in? When did reality become TV? What ever happened to sitcoms, game shows On the radio There was Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she still preoccupied With 19- 19- 1985 Woohoo-hoo She hates time make it stop When did become classic rock? And when did become an actor? Please make this stop Stop, stop! And bring back... Springsteen, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied 1985 Since Springstein, Madonna Way before Nirvana There was U2 and Blondie And music still on MTV Her two kids in high school They tell her that she's uncool 'Cause she's still preoccupied With 19- 19- 1985!