On the first of December you told me your love for me faded So this holiday season I'm feeling a little bit jaded There'll be no skating rink in Dilworth Park No kisses in the snowy dark While somewhere a band plays Hark the Herald Angels Sing I'm holding onto this one thing You won't find it under your tree It's the shirt that I got you for Christmas Cuz it looks pretty good on me Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la, fa la la la la la la Well it's navy blue and red and it's made of the finest of flannel Got me looking like I just stepped out of the dang Hallmark channel Ain't it lucky how I'm just your size I feel like it's my little prize With warm soft sleeves to dry my eyes When I see you around I'm holding onto this one thing You won't find it under your tree It's the shirt that I got you for Christmas Cuz it looks pretty good on me Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la la, fa la la la la la la Guess it's more like a dirge than a carol That I sing while the fireplace burns And I'm donning my new gay apparel Cuz it's final sale no returns Cuz it's final sale no returns Ooooo