Most men like their women Deferential and polite But we prefer the type of girl Who looks like she could win a fight Dainty girls are all well and good But they can't fix your stuff A pretty girl's alright for some But for us it's not enough! CHORUS I love a girl in goggles It's goggles that does it for me You can keep your girly girly girl I want a woman who likes getting dirty A girl who can strip an engine Glistening with sweat and oil I love a girl in goggles In goggles? In goggles! I want a girl with looks and charm (?) And spirits full of wit (?) If you just want an ornament Then you, sir, are a tit Dainty girls are all well and good But they can't fix your stuff A pretty girl's alright for some But for us it's not enough! (CHORUS)x2 It's time that we as men reject This view of women folk And embrace the type that sing and dance And fight and fuck and smoke So fuck polite society And all that that entails With a bawdy song, messed up hair, and dirty fingernails It's time that we as men reject This view of women folk Embrace the type that sing and dance And fart and fuck and smoke So fuck polite society And all that that entails A bawdy song! Messed up hair! And dirty fingernails!