Iron Man can charm the pants off a Snorlax
Thor's abs can basically kill
Captain America's cute like a kitten
And Black Widow has specific skills
But if I had to choose just one
Out of all the heroes
In the field
You can keep you Hawkeye and Loki
I'll take an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Agent Coulson
Doing the work that no-one sees
Agent Coulson
Keeping it cool behind the scenes
You are super
You are super to me
Paperwork and complications
Ties and suits and Iron Man
You say things like, "I'm just doing my job, ma'am,
You need to run while you still can"
I bet his plane always has cell service
And he'd always text a witty reply
He's reliable and devoted
And apparently, he can't die
Agent Coulson
Doiung the work that no-one sees
Agent Coulson
Keeping it cool behind the scenes
You are super
You are super to me
I bet you wish you had a different job
It's not too fun being the guy that's sane
Someone else can do the paperwork for once
And you could be the guy jumping out of the plane
Agent Coulson
Doing the work that no-one sees
Agent Coulson
Keeping it cool behind the scenes
You are super
You are super to me