Hey Australia, It's the R-U-Double D it's been so long since we've been together
Labor's learned it's lesson and we're ready to lead you again
Baby, Baby it's been eleven years
Now I'm back, I'm on the track with my fresh ideas
There's problems in the distance and I got the solution
So baby be prepared for an education revolution
Get you laptops, and cut your tax
Chow down on my earwax
Make Howard wiggle and squirm
Love me like I love that worm
Oh it will be great
I won the first debate
So what you waiting for
R-U-Double D, November 24
I never treat you so bad, stay the course
You acted sad and Johnny feels like he's the source
You say that I don't care that it's all for me
At least I did good things to the economy
I know you've seen me with the man but don't let it trouble you
I love you just as much as I love George W
I'll be your honest John we've got good times yet
Just the two of us together once I've fucked Jeanette
I may not have much hair, got tax cuts to share
Don't you leave me please
I'l do anything, even learn Chinese
Girl I'm gonna rock you like a labor man can
I'm the next PM of your great southern land
The cost of living is high but I've got a great plan
Australia, lets make babies, make a smooth four grand
We're a fresh young team bringing sexy back
Yeah but 7 out of 10 is a union hack
I need you baby your heart is yearning
HOW CAN WE SLEEP WHILE OUR BEDS ARE BURNING!
It's true, I work against climate change (me too)
Set up a carbon exchange (me too)
All of this and more
Let's make a date November 24...
They're both gone, now I'm your fellow
They say goodbye, I say hello
Your so sweet like Caramello
That's cos he's Peter Costello -ello -ello -ay -ay -ay
He's Peter Costello -ello -ello -ay -ay -ay
Please don't eat me