In a city plagued by the crime A city you know or could imagine A city of buildings and streets A city in pain A city in need of a hero That hero is Skeleton Man Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skelton Man Protecting our streets Taking on crime Saving the world A day at a time Under cover of night, cover of day Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man During an accident as a child A small boy broke his arm and was then exposed to x-rays These rays revealed that the boy was in fact part-man part-skeleton What? A skeleton man A part-man part-skeleton Yes, just as the centaur is part-man part-horse So too is he part-man part-skeleton Right and which part is the skeleton part? The skeleton part What you mean like inside him? Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skelton Man? All made up of bone Shaped like a man Skeleton feet And skeleton hands He has calcium strength at his command Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, So he's just a regular man? Many people think he's just a regular man Yes But he's not just any man I think he is He's Skeleton Man, He's Skeleton Man That's ridiculous, Everyone has a skeleton It doesn't make you a superhero It's like saying 'OOHH! Skin Man' OOOOHHH Skin Man Villian in disguise But Skeleton Man Sees through his plan With his Skeleton eyes He's Skeleton Man No sorry stop singing That's stupid Everyone is part man part skeleton Anyone could... whoever is listening to this song could be Skeleton Man Skeleton Man's listening to us He bought our album Or stole it off the internet Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man, Skeleton Man