Loretta
Broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving
And her life would be better
Joan
Broke it off over the phone
After the tone
She left me alone
Jen said she'd never ever
See me again
When I saw her again
She said it again
Jan
Met another man
Leeza got amnesia
Just forgot who I am
Felicity
Said there was no electricity
Emily
No chemistry
Fran ran
Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go
I couldn't go with the flow
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick around
♪
(He doesn't cook or clean)
(He's not good boyfriend material)
Ooh, we can eat cereal
(He'll lose interest fast)
(His relationships never last)
Shut up, girlfriends from the past
(He says he'll do one thing)
(And then he goes and does another thing)
Ohh, who organized all of my ex-girlfriends
Into a choir and got them to sing?
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah)
Who, who? Hmm, shut up
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah)
Shut up girlfriends from the past (ah, ah, ah)
♪
Mimi
Will no longer see me
Britney
Britney hit me
Paula, Persephone
Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways
That lovers have left me
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
Love is a delicate thing
It could just float away on the breeze
(He said the same thing to me)
How can we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?
(He means he looks at other girls)
Love is a mystery
It does not follow a rule
(This guy is a fool)
(He'll always be a boy)
(He's a man who never grew up)
I thought I told you to shut uh-uh-up
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah)
Mona, you told me you were in a coma
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah)
Tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah)
Mmm, would you like a little cereal?
(Ah, ah, ah, ahh, ah, ah, ah) Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you, Carol Brown? Was it you, Carol Brown?
Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll stick around
Stick around (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
Stick around (doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo)
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Stick around
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Stick around