Let me tell you... I see you girls checkin' out my trunks I see you girls checkin' out the front of my trunks I see you girls lookin' at my junk Then checkin' out my rump Then back to my sugalumps When I shake it, I shake it all up You'd probably think that my pants had the mumps It's just my sugalump bump-ba-bump They look so good, that's why I keep them in the front All the ladies checkin' out my sugalumps They drive the ladies crazy All these bitches checkin' out my britches Put 'em in a trance when I wear track pants My dungarees make them hungry They're over the moon when I don pantaloons My sugalumps are two of a kind Sweet and white and highly refined Honeys try all kinds of tomfoolery To steal a feel of my family jewellery My candy balls cause a cafuffle The ladies, they hussle to ruffle my truffle If you party with the party prince You get two complimentary after dinner mints Girls surround me when I'm standin' on the stoop Givin' me gifts like free chicken soup Book tokens, free chicken stoop Standin' on the corner goin' ss-ah-ss-ah We see you girls checkin' out our trunks We see you girls checkin' out the front of our trunks We see you girls lookin' at our junk Then checkin' out our rumps Then back to our sugalumps Chillin' in my store, doing my thing When in walks a guy with his dick in a sling I'm like, "holy shit, what happened to you?" He said, "how much will you give me for the family jewels?" I said, "ten bucks" He said, "no way" "Ten bucks and frisbee?" He said, "okay" And I took his sugalumps and put them up in a display And sold them as hacky sacks later that day All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps, yeah All the ladies, they want a taste of my sugalumps Sweet sugalumps, yeah