I traveled south for a holiday Drak some wine and mojitos Played upon the white sand And made myself an amigo I ate some shrimp and papya Thought the barbeque was grand But unbeknowest to me I at A little Cuban friend My little Cuban friend Lives inside my digestive tract My little Cuban friend I wish that he'd go back I traveled home on the plane Thought my trip was at an end But at the immigration booth I forgot My little Cuban friend In my country and my bowels He's and illegal alien He's giving me intestinal cramps My little Cuban friend I went to see my doctor To see shet she would recommend She gave me a perscription to kill My little Cuban friend I read the list they gave me Of potential side effects Scary, but worth elimimating My little Cuban friend But now my head it feels like breaking I'm projectile vomiting It sprays around the room but at least I'm getting better at darts My hemorrhoids they itch so much I'd like to sit upon a fence I'm longing fo the old days With my little Cuban friend