As I get older I get a bit scattered I forget where I've put my articles Like just now I walked into a store for a purchase And now I can't find my vehicle Has anyone seen my blimp? Has anyone seen my dirigible? Has anyone seen my blimp? It's red Has anyone seen my blimp? I parked it right here on top of the liquor store Where, oh where is my blimp? I sure hope that it's locked My Prius was putrid My smart car was stupid They all got thwarted by traffic So to find my solution I thought outside the boxster The answer was inside the airbag Now, does anyone know where my blimp is? Can anyone locate my ride? I've got the license, and the registration And I assure you that I am not high (But I'd like to be) Has anyone seen my blimp? Has anyone seen my big bag of hydrogen? Or, was it helium? So please, if you find it, do not smoke inside My blimp