Who is Big Jeff and why doesn't he come to my shows? He likes music more then anyone you've ever known, He's out every night, in Bristol town, Dancing to the best new bands around But why he doesn't come to mine, i'll never know. He's Something of a legend on the music scene If Big Jeff's on the guest list then youre gonna be pleased You know it means you're doing something right And your the best band on in town tonight But i guess, that never has been me. When Big Jeff hears music he sees colours Im not sure if thats actually true, but that's what my girlfriend reckons She said, if Big Jeff doesn't like your music, well maybe it's because of the colour it produces I think we both know it's too late for that now But i've never let that stop me before, I've cut a lot of corners and i'll cut a lot more And if i wanna get Big Jeff's attention, I'm just gonna write a song about him And that brings us to where we are right now So Big Jeff, if you're out there, are you listening? And will you come to my gig, next time i come to Bristol? I'm sorry that you don't like the colour of my song, but it would be really great if you still came along It would make this whole circle complete And it would be a really big favour to me He's Something of a legend on the music scene If Big Jeff's on the guest list then youre gonna be pleased You know it means you're doing something right And your the best band on in town tonight And maybe one day thats gonna be me