I, I have a dream in life
I dream it every night
Maybe one day you'd know me, matrimonially
♪
After we married, we would make love every night
Plus afternoon delight
But then I ripped the reality bong
And realized everything's as it appears to be
Ain't nothin' like a gravity bong
To bring you down to earth when you're afraid
Your whole perception is wrong
Just clear the reality bong
Hit it
♪
(Hit it)
♪
There, there's a feelin' in there
It's neither here nor there

Then, when I open my mind
There's only grief and air
I wake with hope and I go to bed with despair
Call it a love affair
But you're my dream life, I enter you every night
'Til death do us divide
Wanna rip the reality bong?
Trip out on how everything's as it appears to be
Ain't nothing like a gravity bong
To bring you down to earth when you're afraid
Your whole perception is wrong
You're an actual alien, king to my Kong
Extraterrestrial, but you belong
Ripping the reality bong
♪
(Bong, bong, bong, bong)