When you claimed I cooked your past Well I defend your thorny sass And as you sing to all the weird kids up front Well I know that those groms have all the fun Hey baby when you make it, when you gonna make it right? I, I want to be your Friday night With my new crushed velvet lapels so fluffed Honey I made it all up Eardrums are the phoniest Good drummers are the metronomiest creature kids I could find a critic for you Cooklyns are you cackling at my fashion That's so in fashion Said I wanna make it right I'm laughing at your jokes Don't you know I'm harnessing your soaps Cause I don't wanna bathe in vain And I'm laughing at your dumb brain Don't you know I'm leaning you alone And as you sing to all the weird kids up front Now I know that those groms have all the fun So you croon your craft crack and scream the hits away And I'll pretend you're my best mistake Hey baby when you make it, when you gonna make it right? I, I want to be your Friday night Want to make it hurt I want to make it hit I'm gonna come and and find it