You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor They can't take that back You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor And that motor boat Don't always drive the same When you're salty naval Is always on my brain I'm sitting on the dock Gutting a fish apart But if there's room for two I want to sail with you You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor They can't take that back You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor And that lunch We ate It's cutting you to bits Fresh caught and seasoned Feels so selfish I'm flounderin' with my tie You're there so perched up nice And if there's room for two I want to sail with you You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor They can't take that back You're a sailor In a sailor's hat You're a sailor They can't take that back