A holiday of a lifetime 4 weeks in the USA I'll meet some California girls And with them I'll stay So i wait, just off Haight For that special one Santa Clara, Sacramento and Modesto But still i get no fun And I've been- Thinking and a wondering Drinking and a stumbling Should i go or should I stay Can't get laid in the USA They said- 'you can't lose down in Santa Cruz' She'll soon be in my reach But its illegal to dig for clams Down on Pismo beach A Latino with fire was my desire While I was in L.A. And Hollywood if she could But not with me I'm afraid. Well those west coast girls Really knock me out With their big behinds Those west coast girls Make me scream and shout That booties always on my M-m-m-m-m-m-mind. The Hawaiian babes really made my stay And the beaches were all great The only lei I'd get was around my neck And it cost $1.98.