Slim and shady, only half a whole
Bearded lady, with the bearded soul
Fake tan's staining, so you can't wear white
Tears keep raining
'Cause you know you're never ever gonna get it right
And ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
'Cause you can't buy that
High heel feeling, really laid on thick
Hit that ceiling, with your selfie stick
Stick that visa on your Visa card
You don't see reason
When you know you're only ever gonna try too hard
And ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
'Cause you can't buy that
You feel your past and your future slipping away
Another one of those days
Another one of those days
Slim and shady, only half a whole
Jaded lady, with the jaded soul
There ain't no refund on the life you chose
The freak you've become
Well is it nose spiting face or is it face spiting nose?
And ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
Ooh, you'll never be cool
'Cause you can't buy that
No you can't buy that, oh you can't buy that
No you can't buy