I wouldn't know you from a bar of soap
And neither would you I
Not only because I haven't bathed in months, my god
I fear the opening lines
I got your number from a friend of mine
He thinks I should leave the house
I haven't thought about it too much
Cause I know I'll be home by nine
Yeah, I actually looked up "How to hit it off"
Who did I think I was kidding when I turned up?
I wouldn't know you from a bar alone
And neither would you I
I try not to think about it too much
As I wave goodbye
Yeah, I actually looked up "How to hit it off"
Who did I think I was kidding when I turned up?
I wouldn't know you from a bar of soap
And neither would you I
Not only because I haven't bathed in months, my god
I fear the opening lines
I got your number from a friend of mine
He thinks I should leave the house
I haven't thought about it too much
Cause I know I'll be home by nine