When we were young, And wished we were old I found you there beside my bed And picking you up dear I put you in my pocket From there you saw The inner fold Went traveling where my feet were led The memories we made Little pictures in my wallet But soon you outgrew the space that I had made We pulled a bit and tore it more So you could stretch And so you stayed You grabbed the thread of my Levis And devised a nest within And now my pocket's ripped, The cloth is wearing thin And so I walked around, Heavy and bulging No, I'm not happy to see you, I'm just indulging In this lucid affair That's stripping me bare And giving me convulsions Remember the first time that I met you? I was enthralled dear, Now I wish I could forget you It was an awful curse to fall in love with yours mine and ours Cause soon you outgrew the space I had made We pulled a bit And tore it more So you could stretch And so you stayed You grabbed the thread of my Levis And devised a nest within And now my pocket's ripped, And I'm losing all my Shit I'm losing all my Shit And after the years Of ripped jeans I've finally seen That people Don't fit Inside of pockets