They've been diggin' my potatoes, trampin' on my vine They've been diggin' my potatoes, trampin' on my vine I have a special plan, restin' on my mind I don't eat no cabbage sprouts, bring me thoughts to head Supposed to call the wagon, if I find him in my bed You know they've been diggin' my potatoes, trampin' on my vine I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Now she powdered her face, wet her wavy hair Caught a taxicab, she's out across town somewhere You know she's diggin' my potatoes, trampin' on my vine I have a special plan, restin' on my mind Said my vine's all green, potatoes solid red Never found a bruised one, till I caught them in my bed You know they're diggin' my potatoes, trampin' on my vine I have a special plan, restin' on my mind