FBI open up (Woop Woop) Saw your browser history so wassup (Woop Woop) Kicked your front door down Taking you downtown in our big black armoured truck (Woop Woop) We are the FBI that's a crime (Woop Woop) Getting Minecraft free online (Woop Woop) Incognito mode can not stop us bro We can watch you anytime (Woop Woop) We're behind your house, in the alleyway Because you're watching too much anime Police station, just a block away Anime boobies everyday you view these We can see boy what you're searching You've got a good meme choice so it's worth it We all know that you don't keep it clean But congrats on that like from Bеlle Delphine FBI opеn up (Woop Woop) Hear that "nee naw" boy, wassup (Woop Woop) Sticking tape on your cam won't do much man Cos we're everywhere you look We are the FBI we're your friend (Woop Woop) You don't need a VPN(Woop Woop) And I'm sorry bro that the girl said no When you slid in them DMs (Woop Woop) Hey Alexa, she's listening The mic is hot so we can listen in I found that folder it's sickening I never knew people could achieve that positioning Friend, you have an addiction Just read your Tom Nook fanfiction Not gonna lie it was kind of a hit, son But less gratuitous descriptions FBI open up, (Woop Woop) You need help your KD sucks (Woop Woop) You've been playing W.O.W for 10 years now And you've barely levelled up We are the FBI, it's a crime (Woop Woop) For you to have this much game time (Woop Woop) Violence comes from gaming son So, go and get a life (Woop Woop) We are the FBI, where's your mum Cos I kind of like her bum (Woop Woop) Go get Pam on the webcam So I can have some fun Not just the FBI, I'm your dad Sorry son please don't get mad Fifteen years ago I left And I feel really bad I am the FBI it's not a joke I got this job to see you grow All this watching you online Makes me want to come home I need you (I need you) You need me (You need me) We need each other son That is what I've learned I need you (I need you) You need me (You need me) We need each other son That is what I've learned Are you winning son (Are you winning son) Like I knew you could (Like I knew you could) And I miss Pam's bum (And I miss her bum) More than I thought I would (Well then I thought I would) Are you winning son (Are you winning son) Like I knew you could (Like I knew you could) And I miss Pam's bum (And I miss her bum) More than I thought I would (Well then I thought I would)