Alright, konichi-fuckin'-wa, school's in, suckers
Today's English phrase of the day is: "Nothing to fuck with."
Any questions? No? How about a demonstration?
Ay yo, fuckers say I suck as if I do it free
Wanna see? Front a stack
London bridges fallin' down, bitches. Where the money at?
Matter fact, fact of the matter is that the madder
The grey matter the more you heart
POW POW!! and splatter your brains out!
No shame cuz I'm no doubt insane
I'm on that "knick-knack-patty-wack" givin' bitches heart attacks
I'm pyscho, but PSYCHE! I'm "saikou" at lying to your face
I've only every held a gun with pops at the shooting range
How the fuck am I supposed to get to heaven?
So embarrassing! Wearin' my sin like it's a medal
When I travel intеrnational
Irrationally package Tamaonsen CDs
And no I'm not a fan of Tohou
Tozaikaidoren? Fuck, I don't play pachinko
See but that's thе thing, though
I'm used to lying through my teeth!
I'll have your cake and eat it too
The salt is tastin' sugar sweet
Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-doki-doki-bullshit
Magical flow, donaru "checkitoutchyo"
Dakara rappu wa debiru no ongaku, deshou?
DEMONDICE is the name, and Devil Rap is the game
Because I didn't really fit inside their "hip-hop" frame
You know the one, the guns, debauchery, the "shit that's hype"
They lose their marbles when I "go Ham,"
And not the "Hattokyo" type!
Sucks to be a motherfuck, ain't trying to disrespect ya
Speak English to me, boyo, and I won't correct ya!
Well sorry, man, I'll never be your "kawaii kanojou"
Cubano cigar smokin', tokin' "boku shoujo"
Told ya so, gotta be bold, you're so predictable
You cannot be the happiest unless you have been miserable!
The science to defiance is a subject I can drag about
The kinda self-reliance us Americans like to brag about
I'm proud to be from the Land of the Free
And the home of the privileged and lazy
The crazy paraphrasing stays, so does the rap-spit bingeing
So FUCK YOU to the future me whose looking back and cringing
Eeny-meenie-miney-mo, Satan-sama Rap-Spit
Oki-doki-hokey-pokey-doki-doki-bullshit
Magical flow, donaru "checkitoutchyo"
Dakara rappu wa debiru no ongaku, deshou?