I am the Mistletoad, so you better watch out below 'Cuz if you try to steal a kiss This missle's coming to wreck your Christmas You're going up in smoke Get too close and I'll make you croak I'm about to go insane here Hit the club and make it reindeer Ever since I was a tadpole I swore vengeance on the North Pole Got a present here for the man in red Dear Santy Claus, You're feliz navi-dead I gotta win, I guess I can't help myself I'm always grabbing that W I don't celebrate No l This Christmas I'm making up my hitlist Gonna check it twice But I don't care if you've been naughty or nice 'Cuz Christmas is cancelled Christmas is cancelled This Christmas I'm coming for St. Nicholas So say goodnight I don't care if you've been naughty or nice 'Cuz Christmas is cancelled Christmas is cancelled Wait... what are you doing here? It's... Frosty the Bro-man? Listen bro, you really need to chill out Don't make me thumpity-thump the back of my branch across your mouth You hate Christmas I get it, you're a regular Scrooge You look ridiculous, why should anyone listen to you? Dude your gimmick is old And you can talk til you're purple But I liked you better before when you were still called Mine Turtle Hello! You're more annoying than Slippy from Star Fox Hey Kermit, Go hide behind Miss Piggy's hamhocks Don't make me laugh, Olaf When I go off, I blast everything in my path I'll smash you and I won't carrot all You wannabe, be tough but you got snowballs I'll take your coal And stuff it right in your stocking So stay frosty, don't cross me I'm sick of you talking You think you look jacked with a six pack, Abdominal Snowman But I think you need to back on that BRO90X Man, if you try to battle me, you're all out of luck My rhymes are flawless and your grammar sucks