The pot can not cast judgement on the kettle (on the kettle)
Especially if he struck a bargain with the Devil (with the Devil)
Wanna play with fire? Roll the dice
Soon you'll find your soul's the price
And that's a debt you'll hardly ever settle
Mugman, I'm so bored
Cuphead, do your chores
But ain't you ever wanted more in life?
I don't know, I guess? Sure, I might
Ooh, you want adventure from the looks of you
I'm sorry mister, eh, we got a lot of work to do
Then I'm so glad I met ya, I got an upcoming gig for two
It'll be one hell of a pleasure, I mean, look who you're talkin' to
This job I got is in high demand, don't forget that I'm in charge
Your tenure never ends, call me your final boss
Don't mind the claws, I mean no harm
See how uncrossed my fingers are?
So don't go readin' into what belies my devilish charm
What's this game you got us into, Cuphead?
Have you sprung a leak?
Don't be such a downer, Mugman, I'm on a winning streak!
Whatever he's poured into your head is more than you can handle!
Come on, don't you be foul, we could use a pal
But with him, that's a gamble!
'Cause I'm bad, and you love it, so don't act like you're above it
When the Devil is comin' for ya, I don't see no good in runnin'
'Cause I'm bad, and I love it, don't you act like you're above it
If your Cuphead runneth over, you got me to drink up from it!
Now you're in with me way too deep
Let me know if you can take this heat
It'll put a little pep in your step
Plus I'll put a bit of this triple X in your head
And I'll fill it to the brim
Now your whits are growing dim
The line between good and evil is so slim
"You sound like the Devil!"
Because I'm him!
What's the matter? Got a frog in your throat?
Maybe not, but you'll probably croak
You're in the spotlight, don't wanna choke
And both of you's look like you just saw a ghost
Come on, boys, thought you wanted adventure
Now you got it, plus, you're indentured
But you're free to leave, you ain't my slave
Here's the exit
Wait, that's my grave
We danced with the devil, now we'll never stop him
All of this thanks to your gambling problem
Cool it with the sauce, Mug you oughta chill
No use cryin' over milk I spilled
Doesn't matter now, the milk is expired
Nothin' left to do but fight fire with fire
Let's down this Devil, bottoms up
'Cause I brought the juice
Hope you brought enough
'Cause I'm bad, and you love it, so don't act like you're above it
When the Devil is comin' for ya, I don't see no good in runnin'
'Cause I'm bad, and I love it, don't you act like you're above it
If your Cuphead runneth over, you got me to drink up from it
I've got Inkwell Isle stricken with fear
But I've grown lonely, can I dish with you here
The whole wide world's afraid of me, and it's taken quite a toll
I don't need sympathy, I simply want your soul
Ooh, you took the gamble
The dice have been rolled
Out goes your candle
Now you're gonna be a vegetable
When I make you my Devil's puppet
I'll get your soul if I gotta suck it
Until my quota's filled
And you're gonna foot the bill
'Cause I'm bad, and you love it, so don't act like you're above it
When the Devil is comin' for ya, I don't see no good in runnin'
'Cause I'm bad, and I love it, don't you act like you're above it
If your Cuphead runneth over, you got me to drink up from it!