Hello, my name is Amanda
Tell me, can you help me find
Where to take my new adventure?
'Cause I don't wanna stay inside
Why are all the children hiding?
Can they come and play outside?
Where the pipers are a-piping, only one of 'em is pied
Which means it's time to make an apple pie (it's now time)
Some eggs may break, but that's just life (they will die)
The oven's set to bake, go get a butcher's knife
I'll show you on the tapes, just how you wanna slice
Whoa, this isn't safe at all for the children
Couldn't we wait for adult supervision?
Listen, instead of tolling in the kitchen
Why don't we rescue a lonely little kitten? (Meow)
Something reeks, I smell the rot
The dead can speak, but sheep can not
All the better (Huh?) To keep a secret (oh)
You saw the letter (yep), but did you read it? (No)
The monsters are locked in the attic (where they see)
You want the story that we didn't show?
Is that what for you clicked this video?
Now I know you're afraid, just to ask it (Don't press play)
Was it tragic? (Look away)
Something demonic or was it magic?
Can you tell me? (Can you tell me?)
You're the answer to my call
The adventure with which, I'm enthralled
Apple pie might get hot, give it time, it'll rot
Just the same as the rest of us all
You will answer to my call
Been adventurin', since you could crawl
But what once was alive will rot when it dies
From the stench of it, can not be far (can not be far)
Sorry 'bout Amanda, not to make a scene
She wants an adventure, but what does that mean?
Try not to upset her, keep her grass so green
Tell me, would you rather have apple pie or peach?
When your appetite is seeking out demonic drama
Because you lost your ma and papa
Keep your trauma, locked in a box (bury it beside Mr. Fox)
You could wrap it like a present for your friend
It should be shared, so you'd better send
As you let the tape unravel
Say something that's inconsequential like
Bye, yell, bye, yell, bye, yell
Ba-lamb, ba-lamb, ba-lamb
I'm in my hell, my hell, my hell
With the pie man, pie man, pie man
Got a question, can you answer
What's the opposite of alive? (Underground or deprived)
When you rot like a sandwich and die (in your grave)
You'll know why (you're not safe)
All the bread you brought home has a price
Was it worth it?
You're the answer to my call
The adventure with which I'm enthralled
Apple pie might get hot, give it time, it'll rot
Just the same as the rest of us all
You will answer to my call
Been adventurin' since you could crawl
But what once was alive, will rot when it dies
From the stench of it, can not be far
Keep it quiet 'cause I'm tryna warn ya
Before I'm put on the cutting board
Although I'm a sheep, I don't think I was born one
Does her hair cover both her horns up?
Bullshit, I'm no bully, pay no mind to Wooly
When you feel something pulling you in (ice is thin)
Let it win (hide your sins)
By the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
You're the answer to my call
The adventure with which I'm enthralled
Apple pie might get hot, give it time, it'll rot
Just the same as the rest of us all
You will answer to my call
Your adventure will clamber and crawl
But what once was alive, will rot when it dies
Like the rest of us, dead are us all