She's a pistol packin' mama and a bleach blond surfer queen A highfalutin' filly and an adolescent's fling She was born at sutter's mill and killed up on the silver screen She opens up her golden gate and offers us a dream Na na na na na na... She's a powder snow bunny and a painted desert rat An avocado model in a boysenberry hat She's our buffed and sprangled banner, she's our sedentary fat She's hungry cold and homeless, and she's luxury's lap She's the golden girl of the golden west A lipo-sucking diva with a saline chest She's the golden girl of the golden west A fashion island floozy in a skin tight dress She's the golden girl... One man's blessing and another man's curse She's an economic engine with her gears thrown in reverse She's a double beef burger called "the double patty hearse" She's a napa valley vineyard selling toast and liver worse Na na na na na na... She's a corporation raider on the sports bar beat A giant dodging forty-niner with two athletes feet She's a warrior and an angel and a ram in heat She's a drunken clipper captain with a silicon leak Na na na na na na... She's a bleeding heart madonna with a big electric chair An earth shaking quaker with a fundamental flair There's a method to her madness and a charismatic air An orthodoxly logic in that presbytery stare So come all you huddled masses, all you yo-yosimite sams Make a wish and pitch a penny off the mighty hoover dam Yeah and leave it all to beaver and start packin' up the van Take the california aqueduct on down to disneyland