I am running Away from this kid who's chasing me with a gun And as I cross the street to my getaway car I am met face-to-face with a truck Goddamn, this should be fun Waking up in a hospital bed Or maybe not Maybe this time I'm really dead But I escaped it just in time And got shot in the back of the head ♪ It's kinda funny, even my dad tried to help But white flags were a lie, his hands were held up high No way to try and fight back or protect himself I saw the scene and screamed out Our eyes were locked as he fell Luckily, he got up and smiled at me And told the guy, "Go to hell" It's times like this that remind me He's cooler than I'll ever be He's cooler than I'll ever be So much cooler than I'll ever be ♪ It's times like this that remind me He's cooler than I'll ever be He's cooler than I'll ever be So much cooler than I'll ever be