Gladys Gutzman! Queen of snacks! That women was a jerm I tell you Who's the one who'll make sure your napkins are folded? Who's the one who see that bread hasn't molded? Who'll sponge off all the counters? Till everything is gleaming? Who'll make sure that your cream of wheat is Extra Creamy! Who's the one to keep the chocolate milk flowing? And who's will first in all nutritional fat? There's a its or ands or gutsmans Its the fabulous gutzman Gladys Gutzman queen of snacks And when she makes a PB&J she always to aims to please! And if your lactose and tolerent she'll substitute the cheese! Shes sweet as hershy syrup Shes patient And shes kind Its plain to see her heart is just as big as her behind *Gasp* That's a compliment! YOHOO! I don't believe it! Here she comes now! Gladys Gutzman. Gladys Gutzman Gladys! Gladys! Gladys! Gladys! Gladys! Gladys Gutzman! Why hello children! Who's the one who makes the best macaroni So nice to see you! Who's the one who keeps you full of baloney Really? Every year is boated Our very favorite schooly Who's right there when your thirsty with a great big... Koolaid! Who takes time to bake your favorite cookies And sent you off to math with better relax! Theres a doubt or doubt who that is! Oh how we adore you Gladys! Gladys Gutzman queen of. Gladys Gutzman queen of. Gladys Gutzman queen of. Gladys Gutzman queen of. Snacks! (S. N. A. C. K. S) Gladys Gutzman! Gladys!