I can hardly believe it
It's almost too good to be true
Mother went to the store and she bought me a book
Full of lots of empty pages, I can do things to
If I want to draw a winner sausage
Or a picture of a beautiful day
Or list my favourite colours and foods
Anything I want is a-okay
'Cause it's my top secret personal beeswax
The whole wide world according to me
I'll call it "Top secret personal beeswax"
And keep it under lock and key
I'll take my top secret personal beeswax
And put it in this diary
And call it "Top secret personal beeswax"
"The life and times of Junie B"
(Shoo-bee-do-wop, shoo-bee-do-bee-do-wop) well, maybe if you're nice
I'll share it with you (shoo-bee-do-wop, shoo-bee-do-bee-do-wop)
Let's see, where should I begin?
My name is Junie B Jones (my name is Junie B Jones)
The B stands for Beatrice (hey, Junie Beatrice)
Except I don't like Beatrice (that's why she's Junie B)
I was named after the month of Junie
(The month of Junie, that's why they call her Junie B)
If I could have a different name, I think it would be Pedro
(It would be, huh? Let's talk about Junie B)
I live in a house with mother, daddy
And baby Ollie, and my pet dog Tickle
(That's Junie's family)
They are fascinating people
Except for baby Ollie, who's not the sharpest tool in the barn
(A lovely family)
I go to the Clarence somebody or other elementary school
And I am very busy getting ready for first grade (so much activity)
I got new crayons, and new stickers
And a new pencil with a teddy bear eraser
On top, now all I need is some adventure
Look at all these pages waiting to be filled
I have to say the pile is very tall
Ask me how I'm feeling, I have to tell you, wow
How will I find a way to fill them all? Oh
It's a wonderful feeling
In happiness, I might just drown
Tell me, how can you help smiling smile after smile
When you take stories of your life, and you write them down?
If I want to tell a knock-knock joke
I know the perfect place it can go
When I think of my latest brilliant plan
I take my favourite crayon and let ideas flow
I'll call it "Top secret personal beeswax"
My fascinating history
Top secret personal beeswax
And if you're nice, I'll let you see
(She's gonna let you see her) I'll call it
"Top secret personal beeswax"
"The life and times of Junie B"
Top secret personal (top secret personal)
Top secret personal (top secret personal)
Top secret personal beeswax
Writtin' by me (top secret personal beeswax, yeah)
Writtin' by me (top secret, personal beeswax, yeah)
Writtin' by me (top secret personal beeswax, yeah)
Top secret personal beeswax