It's midnight at the oasis We got some two bit card game to play And it's pretty bright from the city light Spinning midnight into the day And the desert night is colder Than expected for this time they say But it's midnight at the oasis And I'm way too drunk to stay I stumbled alone down Freemont Street Found a sister with nothing to wear She got off her split shift and needed a lift And there ain't much going down there So I walked her home and pretended I wasn't interested in paying her fare But it's midnight at the oasis' And I'm way to drunk to care So if you've got mud in your feelings If you've got broke in your brain If you're ready to fight with the new days light If you feel more in than sane I know a nun that will cook you a hotdog I know a dancer that will teach you to kiss But it's midnight at the oasis And your pants are covered in... goodnight Irene