I'm sitting on the floor, looking at the world through a picture window. I see a pretty girl, she goes walking by, I decide to follow. I run out through the door, couldn't wait no more, tap her on the shoulder. She is so pretty and she talks to me, I wish she was older. She'll be 16 in May (statutory rape) She'll be my girl someday (statutory rape) Her dad said stay away (statutory rape) I know it's not okay, it's not okay I took her to my frat, and I got her drunk, and I slipped her roofies. She started talking loud, taking off her clothes, and acting goofy. Couldn't help myself, she was looking hot, so I got some tail. Now I get it every night from my sweetie Rick, he shares my cell in jail.