I'm A&R and I watch the bands
I check out live who is in demand
I used to rock in band myself
Could have been someone
If I wasn't tryna be somebody else
I like to dress in the latest fads
Although I'm older than all their dads
I've lost my hearing in my right ear
But I love this life so I'll persevere
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
I only want them to be themselves (A&R)
As long as they're like everyone else (A&R)
The band up there kinda fit the mould (A&R)
Naive and thin and 18 years old
I only want to help them live their dreams
If they they could just write a big viral hit (that would be sweet)
Then all the kiddies they could sing it when they jump in the pit
If they they could just write a big viral hit (that would be sweet)
If they can sing it I could sell it then we'll all benefit
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
I tell them that with a change or two (A&R)
They could be signed with my label too (A&R)
But they told me to leave them alone (A&R)
With help from fans they're funding their own
I only want to help them live their dreams
Because without them I cease to exist
If they they could just write a big viral hit (that would be sweet)
Then all the kiddies they could sing it when they jump in the pit
If they they could just write a big viral hit (that would be sweet)
If they can sing it I could sell it then we'll all benefit
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
Bah da da da da da da da da da da da da dum