Maybe I should make real friends So I can go out again We can drink at houses where we don't know anyone And grumble why we got no friends I could text James again But he's got a new best friend I could text my friend with benefits But she don't like when I try to be her man So I'll just sit alone Scrolling through my phone Wonder who my real friends are And I could count them on my fingers But I'll draw Their faces where my calluses are Maybe I should make real friends Maybe I should make real friends So I drove to a rooftop bar Blasting music in the car Met up with a real good friend surrounded by her roommates I heard that they hated me So we went to a different bar And I got drunk and felt her up Now I lost another friend to sex I should resist it I should be a better man So I'll just sit at home For days I sit alone And wallow that I got no one To put my arm around And drive to the Griffith Hike in the midday sun Maybe I should make real friends Maybe I should make real friends But I don't understand Am I not friendly? Cuz the pretentious kids All have it in for me They don't know who I am Maybe that's my problem Am I a decent friend Anyone need a friend Like me Everyday I go outside Walk in the park, sunlight Go to a show Call it a night And I wonder why I got no friends Maybe I should make real friends