Mum, I'm off to California
Tyler wants me to go with him, yes!
Oh, thanks for your last letter
It was great to hear from you
I'll buy you a computer
Emails don't need redirecting
I can't wait for all that clean fresh air
And healthy living, too
It's so different here from Ilford
Life's so fast and so aggressive
Every night I've got a headache
They all shout just to be heard
I miss our games of Scrabble
I don't think I'll get over
That time when you got 'equinox'
Down on a triple word
Girls rememberin' the fifth form
We all fancied Kevin Bailey, caw!
He'd sing, such an adonis!
How we worshiped at his shrine
Well, I've met a bloke just like him
But unlike Kevin Bailey
Tyler doesn't have bad acne
He's not spotty and he's...