We're gonna do this song about the wild west And here is girl who knows so much about it That old cowhand from the Rio Grande That canary from the prairie Take it away, Elizabeth McQueen It's a true story of my life I am an old cowhand From the Rio Grande But my legs ain't bowed And my cheeks ain't tan I am a cowgirl who's never seen a cow Never roped a steer 'cause I don't know how And I sure ain't fixin' to start it now Yippie yi yo kaya Yippie yi yo kaya I am an old cowhand And I'm from the Rio Grande And I learned to ride before I learned to stand I am a riding fool who is up to date And I know every trail in the Lone Star State Because I ride the range in my Ford V-8 Yippie yi yo kaya Yippie yi yo kaya Oh, Jason Roberts knows what I'm talking about ♪ Oh, Eddy Rivers! ♪ I am an old cowhand Not I'm from the Rio Grande And I come to town (tell 'em more) just to hear the band Well, I know all the songs that the cowboys know About the big corral where the doggies go Because I heard them all on the radio Yippie yi yo kaya Yippie yi yo kaya One more time boys Yippie yi yo kaya