You're about to blow smoke, but this Marvel won't die of cancer
How to rope in a fired pot? I've got the answer!
Let the contrast stick when she's opposing this Miss
You're just a bratty kid who rebelled against feminists!
I may fall into line but you subject yourself to men
I asked Steve Trevor, Thomas Tresser AND Clark Kent!
And your gear! A sword and shield set so little and dinky!
With those Cuffs and a whip? That's a little bit kinky...
Have a look at your team, it's a sausage fest
Your powers didn't get you in, it was something on your chest!
You'd need Superman to leave me even close to shivering
Cause this Amazon broad's got no Prime Delivery!
Athena, guide me as I raise rhythmic word
Just like the tale of her life, this girl's rhymes are absurd!
With the lasso, I'll leave you roped in the truth
In saying Marvel would be way better off without you!
Rain on Danver's parade, I'm a paragon!
There's no way you can weigh your strength to an Amazon
While you're working at NASA I'm exploring the stars
Daughter of the god's got the godliest bars
Use my bracelets of submission, put you in the position
On the condition that you stop stealing powers from The Vision
In all forms of combat, I never fatigue
So cease and desist Miss, I'm out of your league!
That's Captain to you! And I'm more Marvelous than ever!
This clay-faced disgrace really needs to fix her temper
Take a hike back to one of your sacred temples
Trust me, being a child of Zeus doesn't make you special
When we already kicked out Hercules and Ares
So quit bragging. Little miss demigod's not so scary!
With my cosmic power I will see your loss through
Cause, y'know, I've never seen a bigger a Mary Sue!
Captain means nothing to a woman of royalty
Started a 2nd Civil War, where's your loyalty?
Cleave you in a twain with a blade from Hephaestus
You shoulda known you made a mistake when you faced this!
A symbol for women, I'm a true role model
After all your tragedies? No surprise you hit the bottle
I'm a rock-hard fighter, try to move me, I'm adamant
Just like that child, your powers were an accident