I wish every mother and father in this theater would go home tonight
And make a speech to their teenagers
And say, "Kids, be free, no guilt
Be whoever you are, do whatever you want to do
Just as long as you don't hurt anybody"
Right? (Right!)
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I would just like to say
That it is my conviction
That longer hair and other flamboyant affectations
Of appearance are nothing more
Than the male's emergence
From his drab camouflage
Into the gaudy plumage
Which is the birth right of his sex
There is a peculiar notion that elegant plumage
And fine feathers are not proper for the man
When a... -ctually
That is the way things are in most species