It's not my fault that I'm drinking again When you've been pissing in the wishing well Trying to claw your way to heaven Instead, you're making this place hell Here's to mankind It's not my fault that I'm drinking again It is the state of this pernicious pit Got suckered in with a promise of nice things Now I douse my skull in aquavit Here's to mankind It's all my fault that I'm drinking again Because I'm just as bad as the rest of you apes We will be gone someday soon anyway So raise your glass, 'cus no one escapes Here's to mankind