Look out for Lavatory Lil
(Look out for Lavatory Lil)
You think that she's a winner
When she's cooking you dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil
♪
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
(Watch out for Lavatory Lil)
She says it's hunky-dory
When she's telling you a story
But she really thinks you're making her ill
Lavatory Lil
♪
If you saw her coming at you
You would look the other way
But it isn't easy
When she's rollin' in the hay
Hey!
♪
So much for Lavatory Lil
(So much for Lavatory Lil)
You think she's being friendly
But she's looking for a Bentley
And she's probably gonna swallow a pill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw that she was coming
You could get up off the track
But it isn't easy
When she hits you in the back
Oh!
That's it for Lavatory Lil
That's it for Lavatory Lil
She's acting like a starlet
But she's looking like a harlot
And she's slowly heading over the hill
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil