There's no need to be ashamed
Of your muddy clunker car
Come down to Neptuna Carwash
Where your car is a star
Eat fish tacos with rabon
And Jalapeños while you wait
Join the people with the clean cars
Take your girl out on a date
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Neptuna Carwash
Big Daddy Don Garlits knows
Neptuna shine is heavenly
Fuzzy dice and hula girl
Air freshener sold separately
Bring your woody, bring your board
There is no detail we ignore
You'll see Tracy, You'll find Ronald
Be a part of Neptuna lore
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Neptuna Carwash
Wash me, she said in the dust
Wax me, please don't let me rust
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Neptuna Carwash
There's no need to be ashamed
Of your muddy clunker car
Come down to Neptuna Carwash
Where your car is a star
Eat fish tacos with rabon
And Jalapeños while you wait
Join the people with the clean cars
Take your girl out on a date
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Neptuna Carwash
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Chamois chamois chamois
Shake shake shake
Neptuna Carwash