God did not put me in life
To be a friendly man
You've gotta tell whatever lie
It takes to get what you can
Lie to get your money
Lie to get your hole
Lie to the devil to get success
Lie to god to save your soul
Lies make my world
A happy place to be
I lie to the women
And I lie to the men
And I don't mind
If they lie to me
I lie in bed
And I lie standing up
And I lie when I'm sitting down
If I had a penny
For every lie I told
I would have 100 pounds