Short people have no reason Short people have no reason Short people have no reason To live They got red noses red teeth ------red eyes Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Around here Short people are just the same as you and i (who says that?) All them are brothers till the day they die (it's a wonderful world) Short people got nobody Short people got nobody Short people got nobody To love They got silly little legs That stand so low You got to pick them up Just to say hello They got little tiny bodies That go beep beep beep They got little old voices That go squeek squeek squeek They got grubby little fingers And dirty little minds Tiny little penises And friendly behinds No I don't want no short people Don't want no short people Don't want no short people Around here