I must have been bit By a spider When I was very small, Because now I'm grown up I spend five days a week Going up the fucking wall. I must have been fenced Into a long straight road When I was nine or ten. Because now I'm grown up I spend five days a week Going round the fucking bend oh... I must have had sex With a prostitute When i was aged thirteen, Because now i see Sexual advances In every woman i meet. In my late teens i think Someone spiked my drinks, I have grabbed all types of drug And alcohol ever since. Are there any queers In the theater tonight Getting up against the wall. There is one on the spotlight He don't look right to me Getting up against the wall. That one looks jewish And that one's a coon, Hootin all this riffraff Into the room There's one smoking a join And an other with spots I i had my way I'd have all of you shot