Splitz skip school on a Monday Hangin' by the pool Boys drool while I sunbathe I'm takin' tips for tits Hotels at the Ritz I do the ballroom blitz Then I drop the splitz Tips for tits All the glam and glitz I lock the door, he sits Then I drop the splitz Splitz Splitz Splitz Drop the Splitz Splitz Miss church on a Sunday Always on the search for some merch Soakin' up the sun rays I'm sellin' dicks for dollars Bangin' the ballers You better get on the line We're takin' number one callers Dicks for dollars The smartest of scholars Only the best of them make it to the den Splitz Splitz Splitz Drop the Splitz I see you standin' over there Takin' sips Tequila drips Every time I move my hips (hey) I see you standin' over there Starin' at my tits I'm not a ditz These aren't free bits Like duh, no duh This ain't your fuckin' bar mitzvah I see you dancin' over there Caught your stare Smoke in the air You want a Laurent love affair? (I don't care) I feel ya grindin' over here Grabbin' at my gifts I'm not a ditz These aren't free bitch Like duh, no duh This ain't a fuckin' family Hanukkah Splitz Splitz Splitz Drop the Splitz I cock it, I drop it Bang Boom Bang boom I cock it, I drop it Bang Boom Bang boom I just drop the splitz