Walk into my room
Put on my shoes
Grab my keys put them in my pocket
Take one step towards the door
That's when I hear a little voice that says hey watch it
Okay who was that
I'm about to have a heart attack
I look left, right, up, down
That's when I see a slug on the ground
I have a moment of hesitation
Am I scared of the slug or the confrontation
I don't know, but I know I gotta handle this
So I got on the ground and I said to him
Hey slug, are you a rug slug
Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug
You need a hug slug
You've had it rough, but
Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause
This is my room and you don't pay rent
Not tryna start an argument
But I'm a need you to head to the door
So you can be halfway there by 4
Days from now, never mind
This might be a waste of my time but
All I wanna know is can you disappear
Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here
And he didn't move
Man they never taught us this in school like
What do you do with a slug on your rug that won't budge
Cause I got no clue
But I saw that his head was nodding
Yeah I think that he's feeling the beat I got
And so we danced to our favorite song all night
And it goes like
Hey slug, are you a rug slug
Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug
You need a hug slug
You've had it rough, but
Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause
This is my room and you don't pay rent
Not tryna start an argument
But I'm a need you to head to the door
So you can be halfway there by 4
Days from now, never mind
This might be a waste of my time but
All I wanna know is can you disappear
Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here
There's a slug (I'm a slug)
On my rug (I'm on your rug)
I don't know (she doesn't know)
What it wants (I just wanna be a slug)
There's a slug (yup yup)
On my rug (I'm on your rug)
And I'd be pretty cool with you moving in
Cause I heard that you play the violin
And it goes like
Hey slug, are you a rug slug
Broke your way into my room like you're a tough bug
You need a hug slug
You've had it rough, but
Don't think you're getting any of my love, cause
This is my room and you don't pay rent
Not tryna start an argument
But I'm a need you to head to the door
So you can be halfway there by 4
Days from now, never mind
This might be a waste of my time but
All I wanna know is can you disappear
Cause I'm a need you to get the slug out of here
Yup yup
Yup, I'm on your rug
Yup Yup
I just wanna be a slug